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Maury’s Paternity Test Remix

If you aren’t the baby-daddy, you deserve to give yourself a little dance.

My not-the-father dance would contain zero dignity, but a wealth of high-fives, moonwalks, and (if allowed) fireworks. 

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    My not-the-father dance would contain zero dignity, but a wealth of high-fives, moonwalks, and (if allowed) fireworks.
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